Increderably Stupid...

But Funny Questions

1. If a pro is the opposite of a con, than what is the opposite of PROgress?

2. Does anybody really care what happened to the tree that fell in the forest and if it made a sound?

3. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

4. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

5. Can vegitarians eat animal crackers?

6. If police arrest a mime, do they tell him/her they have the right to remain silent?

7. If a deaf person swears, do his/her mom was their hands with soap?

 

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